A Letter to My Younger Self from the Goddess of Slots
You remember how I started out on my journey in the world of slots, with all its glitz, glamour, and bells and whistles, but in reality I didn’t win big right away. Those first few victories felt amazing, yet they weren’t always as huge as they seemed.
Dear Younger Me,
I’ve definitely experienced the highs and lows as “The Goddess of Slots,” and if I could travel back in time there are a few key things I’d tell you:
1. Don’t Chase the “It’s Due” Myth
You might think, “It’s been quiet forever, so it’s bound to hit soon.” Trust me, that’s pure wishful thinking. Slot outcomes depend on random-number generators, not on how long you’ve been playing or how the reels jiggle.
I learned the hard way after dumping thousands of dollars in hopes of a looming payout, and discovered that machines are programmed to entertain and keep you guessing, not to reward loyalty.
2. Budget Is Your Best Friend
Gambling should be treated like entertainment, not a way to make money. Decide on a clear budget before you even sit down, with no exceptions.
Think of it as buying a show ticket: once that ticket’s used, it’s over, win or lose. Sticking to your limit keeps the fun alive and protects you from regret-filled moments of chasing losses.
3. Research Pays Off
Slots aren’t one-size-fits-all. There’s low volatility versus high volatility, classic three-reel games and feature-packed video slots, single-payline machines and multi-payline machines.
Take a few minutes to peek at paytables and bonus features or watch a quick review video. Understanding volatility and paylines helps you pick games that suit your style instead of randomly jumping from one machine to another.
4. Play for the Fun, Not Just the Jackpot
Yes, the jackpot is thrilling, but the true excitement is in the spin itself: the suspense, the sounds, the shared cheers when someone hits a win.
When you focus on enjoying each spin, you’ll feel less stressed and more connected to the experience and to other players.
5. Try Different Machines
I used to stick to a handful of “trusted” machines convinced I’d unlocked their secrets. It wasn’t until I branched out, testing new themes, features, and the latest releases, that I found games I truly loved and even scored some nice wins along the way.
Be adventurous, because sometimes the best surprises come from the least-expected places.
6. Patience and Perspective
Impatience can lead to frustration, especially when you’re chasing that next big hit. Remember that every spin is random and stress only makes it less enjoyable. Take breaks, chat with friends, and savor the atmosphere. This isn’t just about winning, it’s about the whole casino experience.
Above all, know that no machine owes you a win. Whether you leave with coins in your pocket or just memories of laughter and suspense, you’ve won because you had a great time. Keep these lessons close, stay curious, and always respect the budget you set.
With love and wisdom,
The Goddess of Slots
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About Lorraine, The Goddess of Slots
Actress, producer, and entrepreneur Lorraine Bencivengo-Ziff created the Goddess of Slots as a result of a jackpot win that went viral on social media.
Now known by the moniker, she has become a formidable influencer in the casino and gaming industry. In the film and TV industries, Lorraine is known for roles in such films as Once Upon a Time in Brooklyn, Six Gun Savior, The Martial Arts Kid, and Swing State.
